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Just a few things on me. My name is Anna and I am studying to be a chef. I almost set this blog in Hindu, which I cannot read or speak. I spend too much time reading, scheming, and broke. Obviosuly my scheming isn't very effective, since I listed broke after scheming and my scheming usually involves ways to stop being broke. I like cats. There aren't a lot of animals that don't need you or love you, but can't live without you. Cats are like 13 year old girls, little bitches who can't drive themselves anywhere and need your money, but don't appreciate it when you give them rides or money.

I have been told, on occasion, that I have a very dry sense of humor.

"Humor? lol, dry (knock knock) like this table."

So, I won't usually hop on my blog and be giddy and flowery and what not, but sometimes I will, you'll never see it coming.

I have no patience for stupidity. I expect that I will often write about the stupid people I'm in school with, since I can't exactly say anything to them I'll tell you about them.

I'm in culinary school by the way, so when I say stupid people I mean:
"Lovell, you didn't freeze the iccream base."
"Well...well no one told me to freeze it, Anna."
"Lovell... it's called fucking ICE cream Lovell!"

I don't believe it should be my job to cover people's asses and yet, that ends up being my job soemtimes. I'm the person that fixes the problems and fills the holes. I a, the queen of culinary improv. Give me a tooth pick and 2 minutes, I'll fix it.

Another thing about me; my culinary art of choice is pastry. I do cake arts and sculpting. I love doing wedding cakes and whimsical designs. This seems like a job that is saved for a more hospitable person, but it's really something I love to do. I believe, above all things, that even stupid people deserve a pretty cake now and then. If they can pay for it.